Thursday, October 11, 2018

Krapp Armaments Fall Catalogue

     Welcome to the Krapp Armaments Fall 32 - - Catalogue. Here you’ll find the latest in Krapp quality arms and armor. It is our hope that Krapp Armaments and Industries can better serve you both on the battlefield and off.

Kampfwagens

Jaeger Pattern Scout Kampfwagen Mk V

Developed originally as a stealthy “hunter-killer” light tankette, the Jaeger Scout boasts a heavy armor piercing lascannon capable of punching through 15” armor plate. Speedy and reliable, the Jaeger’s tracked frame can negotiate the roughest terrain at a speed of around 80 mph.* 

Special Auxiliary Options include:
•Air conditioned crew compartment
•Safety Harness
•27” Armor Upgrade Package***
•Escape Hatch

Available from your local Krapp Arms dealer ** for less than K2,678,999.00****

*Most terrain. Some restrictions may apply
** Offer only available with purchase of ten or more.
*** Base model is unarmored

Arminius Pattern Heavy Kampfwagen Mk IX

Large, imposing, spacious interior, and deadly. This perfectly describes the Arminius. With fore and aft mounted heavy Kannonen MkXXI as well as additional heavy lascannon turrett mounts for anti infantry or anti tank support, the Arminius is the ultimate in medium speed assault armor. Boasting 48” armor plate and extra side mounted gun ports for you and your friends to safely engage in small arms fire with the competition. Arminius’ unique boxlike design also allows for the Krapp Email Order Academy of Military Arts standard tactic of the “Wagenburg” where each Arminius can be lined up end to end to form an impenetrable wall of lead and laser. Perfect for fortifying encampments on the go! With comfortable seating for ten passengers, or if you go with the B model package, spacious seating for four more!*

Options include:
•Sealed gas/bio proof gunports
•Deluxe K-seats**
•English/Galactic Standard labeled instrument panel***

Arminius MkIX A Model: K10,562,999.99
Arminius MkIX B Model: K9,435,999.98*

*B Model comes without ammunition storage hold.
** Base models come without seats
***Instruments labeled in Luxen Standardt/German

Taanstafl Pattern Super Heavy Kampfwagen MkII

Behold! The behemoth of the battlefield! The true super heavy tank of tomorrow’s armies. The Taanstafl is a state of the art, Krapp patented exclusive technological wunderwaffen. Boasting no less than four full field of fire rotating 8” UberKannonen Mk I turrets, fourteen heavy lascannon turrets, fourteen fully sealed gun ports, and the newest designed Krapp weapon, the Sturmlaser Heavy Seige Laskannonen MkII. The Sturmlaser is the weapon of choice for any emperor, generalissimo, or galactic conqueror in the making! Field tests of the Sturmlaser during the Karynthia Merger showed how our siege laser could slice through up to 40’ thick walls and melt the heaviest of Karynthian armored vehicles into piles of slag.* With crew seating for up to twenty, and additional compartment space for ten more, the Taanstafl can function as a proxy armored personnel carrier for dashing commanders in a tight spot. With 100” armor plating and a speed of over 50mph, the Taanstafl is a true titan of war.

Deluxe Options Include:
•Stereo Surround Wave Sound
•3DV Movie Player
•Additional K-View Security Camera Mounts for better visibility while crushing the competition.

Taanstafl MkII: K20,573,823,889.99

*Karynthian vehicles were labeled as unocuppied by our field research teams at the time. No Krapp personnel were harmed during field testing.

Artillerie

Thor Kannonen Mk III

The true foundation of the Krapp Armaments Firm lies in the very first high explosive artillery designed by our ingenious founder Matthias Von Krapp. The Thor continues that tradition of Krapp excellence with its 400” titanium steel barrel, K-Tech auto loader, K-Tech Precise Aim software (along with the tried and tested Krapp gunsight, a three century tradition of quality.). The standard reach of the Thor is rated to 40 miles, much farther than our competitors, with top rated ordinance, the Krapp Deathbringer Shell Mk VIII, and it’s nuclear equipped sister shell, the Krapp Armageddon Mk II. The latest development from Krapp Labs has also produced the vaunted Krapp Overwatch EMP Shell MkI for non lethal artillery strikes. (Also makes a great fireworks display!)

Options Include:
•Internal Noise Suppressors
•Radiation Shielding for Crew Compartment
•40” Armor Upgrade*

Thor Kannonen Mk III: K30,004,569.99

*Standard model comes with 20” armor plating.

[EXCLUSIVE END OF SUMMER SPECIAL! Buy now and receive two free Krapp Armageddon MkI shells for your first purchase!**] 

**Supplies limited, offer not available in the Samarkand Empire or its affiliate states.

Don’t forget! Each Krapp product purchased comes with a prefix code* to register for a free ten year warranty! 

*Krapp is not liable for replacement parts if prefix code is not registered. It is strongly advised prefix be registered with KrappStar emergency services for warranty to be valid. KrappStar reserves the right to deny access to Krapp technologies and products should misuse occur.

We at Krapp Armaments thank you for viewing our wonderful line of quality products and hope that you enjoy your Krapp experience. Remember, if it’s not Krapp, it’s probably junk!

****All prices are listed in Krappmarks (K)


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